Allow Me To Illustrate

I really wasn't exaggerating when I said earlier that my peers were despicably apathetic. Read and weep.

Scene: Crowded class of about 250 students.

Lecturer: So, can we conclude that bla bla bla bla bla? Who says we can? Raise your hands! Who says yes?

Two students raise their hands.

Lecturer: OK, who says no?

Three other students raise their hands.

Lecturer: OK, who doesn't have an opinion about this?!

TWO other students raise their hands.

Lecturer doesn't know whether to laugh or cry (and neither do I).

Mind you, these people are the nation's future lawyers, not assembly-line workers. Bloody l-a-w-y-e-r-s! Now can you see why I'm losing hope in my country's future?